Argh! Avast!

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*a flag with a little plastic ducky painted on it is risen above a ship in the middle of the sea. Ani comes out from the captains cabin* Ahoy there maties! Argh! I be in a pirate mood, and I be bloody bored! Argh! So, yeah! Like, welcome to my terrifying pirate ship, the Floaty Ducky! It was originally called the Chocolate Chip, but everytime I thought about it it made me hungry! ARGH! SO I now call it the Floaty Ducky! Pretty smart, eh?

Spider-Man: O_O Er-oh, she's finally lost it.

Ani: *sees Spider-Man* ARGH! A prisoner! ARGH! *starts throwing crabs at SM*

SM: ACK! *dives for cover*

Ani: ARGH! Get back in yer little box!

SM: *kicks the box Ani had been holding him captive in overboard* NEVER!

Ani: . . . . *pouts* Fine then! Its off to the brig with ye!

SM: You'll have to catch me first, you crazy-- *is tackled by a growling Ani* HELP!

Ani: Shaddup! Lock 'im in chains, lads!

*Ani's pirate crew comes out of nowhere and lock Spider-Man up in chains*

SM: O_O Urk! *struggles as he is taken below deck*

Ani: Aha, a fiesty one, that one is! Argh! Now, to take over the world with the Floaty Ducky and my terrifying crew under my command! ARGH!!! Arghahahahhahahahahhahahahahhaahahahahahahahahahaha--

*suddenly the Kraken destroys the ship*

Ani: *while sinking* NOOOOoooooOOOOOooooOOOOOooooOOOOOooooOOOOO! My ship!

First mate: Captain, I must say good luck!

Ani: *blinks* For what? *the water is now up to her chest*

First mate: Why, for going down with the ship!

Ani: WHAT!? What are you taling about?

First mate: Confused

Well, the captain always goes down with the ship.

Ani: Who the shell made up that rule?

First Mate: Uh. . . . . .

Ani: You know what? I resign from my post. I now appoint YOU as captain! Good luck, mate!

First Mate: But-- *goes down with ship and drowns* X_x

Ani: *is hanging onto drift wood* Drat! Oh well, I can always buy another ship! ARGH!

SM: *is floating on a little raft he made out of webbing* Woohoo! Free at last! Free of that crazy woman! Free! Fr-- *Ani climbs aboard the raft* Crud. You again.

Ani: Yes, it is I! Now, I name this raft The Floaty Ducky II! MINE!

SM: *rolls eyes* W'ever.

Ani: Now, to conquer the world! OFF WE GO!

SM: *starts using a paddle made of webbing to take them across the ocean*

. . . . yeah, i'm bored. >_<

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"It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them."
--Ralph Waldo Emerson

lol, nice.X3

Leo: O_O.......*runs*

Me: hey! where you going!?

Leo: away frmo yo ubefore you get any ideas!!! *goes to hid behind splinter*.

Me: *sighs*

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"Pain Doesn't Hurt when it's all you've ever felt!"

"Judge Me! Everyone Else Does!To let you know, I only care about what the Man above thinks of me."

"Tears falling slowly down the midnight sky, sometimes i wonder why I cry, oh why.They Pain I hold, the tears you shead, leaving the PAST i have a PAINFUL dread.When That horrible day came, the future never was the same...."

Raph: Good idea, bro.*runs and hides too*

Me: Hey!! Come back here!

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Mikey had no idea what Leo and Don were planning for him that night...

X3 Awwwww, whats wrong with the two little turtles? Are they terrified of us scary fangirls? Hahahaha, chickens!

Splinter: *hits Ani on the head with his walking staff*

Ani: Shocked

OUCH! What was that for?!

Splinter: You may have just set off a chain reaction of insane fangirlism that could harm my sons, you are acting irrationally, and you are just plain freaking me out. For your punishment you will do 10 flips.

Ani: *snort* Man, you can't tell me what to do! Why don't you get your stinking flips and stick them up your--

Splinter: *hits Ani again; the contact makes a "THWAP!" sound* For arogance, disobediance and rudeness to an elder, you will do an additional 20 flips.

Spider-Man: HA! That means you have to do 30! XD

Ani: I ain't doing no stupid--

TSplinter: *THWAP* 40 flips.

Ani: YE--OUCH! Stop that! I will NEVER do your stupid--

Splinter: *THWAP* 50.

Ani: But--

Splinter: *THWAP* 60.

Ani: You can't--

Splinter: *TWAP* 70, and I WILL go over 100 if you continue to misbehave, young woman.

Ani: Crying or Very sad

*pouts* Fine. FINE. I'll do your dang flips. *starts on flips*

Spider-Man: *stiffles his laughter*

Splinter: Cool

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"It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them."
--Ralph Waldo Emerson

Leo: *huggles splinter* thank you sensei!....

Me: Ahem...Hey leo*behind*

Leo:O_O....oh shell....

Me: *tackles and huggles*

Leo: 8falls* off ! OFF! help!...

Me: *kisses leo*

Leo: *blinks and blushes*....i can get use to this...just a bit..

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"Pain Doesn't Hurt when it's all you've ever felt!"

"Judge Me! Everyone Else Does!To let you know, I only care about what the Man above thinks of me."

"Tears falling slowly down the midnight sky, sometimes i wonder why I cry, oh why.They Pain I hold, the tears you shead, leaving the PAST i have a PAINFUL dread.When That horrible day came, the future never was the same...."

Raph:*hiding in the shadows* She'll never find me here.... Hehe..

Me: Oh, Raaaaaph....*right in front of him*

Raph:*sees her*Oh, crud..

Me: *tackles Raph* Gotcha!!

Raph: Lemme go!! Lemme... Mmmph!*gets interrupted by Ceci*

Me: *kissed Raph* Hehe!

Raph:*melts and blushes with a big smile*

Me: ^_^

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Mikey had no idea what Leo and Don were planning for him that night...

Splinter: -_-' Teenagers. . . .

Spider-Man: Uh, heh, Master Splinter? Could you please keep an eye on Ani? I really wouldn't like it if she decided to copy Cassie and Vero and tackles me. *shudders*

Splinter: Of course. *looks to where Ani was doing the flips* O_O. . . Spider-Man. . . .

Spider-Man: Yes?

Splinter: I believe it would be wise for you to hide under something.

Spider-Man: *blinks, confused* Why?

Splinter: It seems that Aniriuq has managed to dissapear.

Spider-Man: O_O *hides under couch*

Ani: *jumps out of nowhere and cheers* YES! My master plan has worked! MWahahahahahahaha!

Spider-Man: Wha- *the couch suddenly turns into a cage and traps SM* WHAT!? Crud. Why didn't my Spider Sense pick that up?

Ani: Cause I'm writing this and have temporaily shut off you spidey sense. HA! *takes SM in cage and jumps onto the Floaty Ducky II* Now to conquer the world with my awesomeness! Ahahahahahahahahaha--

Splinter: *THWAP*

Ani: Owee! You again!

Splinter: Yes. *THWAP*

Ani: What did I do this time?!

Splinter: You plan to inleash your insanity upon the poor unsuspecting world, have trapped Spider-Man, and you did not finish your flips. You have forty more to go.

Ani: But--

Splinter: *THWAPTHWAP*

Ani: *is knocked out* X_x

Splinter: O_O. . . Aniriuq? *pokes with walking stick*

Ani: X_x

Splinter: . . . . . *pokes*

Ani: X_x

Spider-Man: Uh, I think you knocked her out. . . . .

Splinter: I apologize. . . .

Spider-Man: ^_^ Hey, I ain't complaining! *breaks out of cage with spider strength*

Splinter: Why did you not do that before?

Spider-Man: I wanted to wait until the right moment when she thought she had won then make her ego crash and BURN. Twisted Evil

Splinter: . . . I see. . . .

Ani: X_x

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"It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them."
--Ralph Waldo Emerson

Me, leo: *freeze and look towards Splinter*. O_O...*both step back, holding onto eachother*.

Leo: Ouch..that had to hurt...

Me: Its a maniack rat.XD

Leo:....*starts to slid away*.

Me: where you going?

Leo: um...no where...?

Me: 8steps forward* you sure?

Leo: *gulps*...i'm out..*runs towards room*

Me: *runs after and tackles, door closing*

Leo: MASTER SPLINER!!! HELP ME!!!

*nosie of crashing going on.X3*

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"Pain Doesn't Hurt when it's all you've ever felt!"

"Judge Me! Everyone Else Does!To let you know, I only care about what the Man above thinks of me."

"Tears falling slowly down the midnight sky, sometimes i wonder why I cry, oh why.They Pain I hold, the tears you shead, leaving the PAST i have a PAINFUL dread.When That horrible day came, the future never was the same...."

Splinter: *opens door* VERONICA! Unhand my son!

Spidey: *pokes Ani* Ani?

Ani: X_x

Spidey: Ok, ok, enough playing around.

Ani: X_x

Spidey: Wake up now, Ani.

Ani: X_x

Spidey: It was funny at first, but now its just freaky.

Ani: X_x

Spidey:. . . wake up.

Ani: X_x

Spidey: . . . . I think Splinter really killed you. . . oh man! Your carcass is going to start stinking up the forum.

Ani: *opens one eye and says softly* I'll wake up if I get a kiss from a really hot super hero. . . . X_x

Spidey: Who, Wolverine?

Ani: YOU! You dolt, kiss me! I'll recover if you do. *Spidey sighs and kisses her on the cheek* NO! It doesn't work that way! You have to kiss me on the lips. Twisted Evil

Spidey: *shudders* Why I'm going to do this, I don't know. *kisses Ani on the lips*

Ani: *jumps to feet* WHHOOO! Better now! *huggles Spidey*

Spidey: -_- Oh well. . . . .

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"It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them."
--Ralph Waldo Emerson

Me: *has leo pinned to bed and looks at splinter* no, he's mine!*huggles leo tightly*

Leo: *whimpers* sensei she's scaring me!!!O_O

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"Pain Doesn't Hurt when it's all you've ever felt!"

"Judge Me! Everyone Else Does!To let you know, I only care about what the Man above thinks of me."

"Tears falling slowly down the midnight sky, sometimes i wonder why I cry, oh why.They Pain I hold, the tears you shead, leaving the PAST i have a PAINFUL dread.When That horrible day came, the future never was the same...."