Talk With Master Splinter

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*you enter through a sliding door into a softly lit room, the candles on tables and on the walls providing the light. A small table is before you. Kneeling behind it, with an intracitly designed tea cup in hand, is Master Splinter.*

Splinter: Kneel, and be at your ease. *smiles* You have come before me with the desire to speak of your troubles, and to seek answers? I will listen most eagerly, and will provide solutions to your problems if I posesses them. Have you come to simply chat, to have someone listen to the events of your day? I will listen happily. Do you simply wish to ask me a question? I will answer.

Ani: *from the corner where she is writing "I must not disturbe Master Splinter with my foolish antics while he is meditating" on a paper 6000 times* Hey, I have a question! When can I stop this punishment you assigned me, and whats this I hear about you having a romantic fling with a mouse in Central Park before you meditation?

Splinter: -_-' *reaches out and smacks the ranger on the head with his walking stick* Silence! Finish your punishment.

Ani: But you said--

Splinter: *stares threateningly*

Ani: *grumbles* Yes, Master Splinter. *continues on paper*

Splinter: *sighs* Pay no attention to her. *sips tea* Now, speak with me if you wish. As I said before, I will listen most eagerly. :)

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"It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them."
--Ralph Waldo Emerson

Me:*enters, and looks around, getting a cozy and warm and homely feeling*
Aww, I love this room. * walks over and sits down in front of the table, and looks at Ani* What did she do?

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Mikey had no idea what Leo and Don were planning for him that night...

Splinter: *opens mouth to answer, but before he can Ani interupts rudely from her little corner*

Ani: All I did was come in to speak politely to him! And then he gives me this paper to do and--

Splinter: *clears throat*

Ani: *closes mouth with a snap and glowers*

Splinter: Aniriuq has spoken an understatement. I was in the middle of meditation when she burst in here to ask me to play a game called "Battle Ship". I kindly told her no, I was busy, but she continued to pester me. I chose to ignore her, so she proceded to try to balance my candles on her nose. *points to a charred spot on his brand new carpet* You can guess what came of it.

Ani: *pouts* I would have managed it, too, if your stupid tail hadn't gotten in my way.

Splinter: -_-' *hits her head again with walking stick*

Ani: Yeow!

Splinter: In addition to your punishment, you will begin on another paper, writing "I Must Never Interrupt Master Splinter While He Is Speaking To A Guest" 4000 times, and do 20 flips for calling my tail stupid.

Ani: *grumbles under breath*

Splinter: *ignores Ani's grumbles and smiles at Cassie* And how have you been, Cassie?

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"It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them."
--Ralph Waldo Emerson

Me: *giggles a bit, and looks at Splinter* Sorry, it was a bit funny.*looks at Ani* You really shouldn't behave like that towards Master Splinter. *turns to Splinter again*
I've been fine. Just finished my exams and my summer vacation starts in a week.
And I've been watching Gilmore girls all day.

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Mikey had no idea what Leo and Don were planning for him that night...

Me: *walks in room, calming down soul and closes door behind after hearing a bit of conversation and sits next to Cassie, bowing head to Splinter. * master splinter, i only have a few questions. First one is that in role-plays we do, do you think it is complicated to control the other characters instead of your sons? and if you had to pick which one was harder to control, which character would it be?....*sighs* Leave!

Vero: *outside* aw...*leaves*

Me: and second, how do you take the times when your son's are in love?X3

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"Pain Doesn't Hurt when it's all you've ever felt!"

"Judge Me! Everyone Else Does!To let you know, I only care about what the Man above thinks of me."

"Tears falling slowly down the midnight sky, sometimes i wonder why I cry, oh why.They Pain I hold, the tears you shead, leaving the PAST i have a PAINFUL dread.When That horrible day came, the future never was the same...."

Splinter: *To Cassie* Gilmore Girls? Ah, I see you have excellent taste in tv programs. It is one of my favorite shows! *To Vero* As to your questions, Veronica, *smiles thoughtfully* I find that the difficulty to controlling other characters varies from time to time. They usually are very respectable and follow my orders, but there are times when they disobey me, especially the younger ones. . . and a select few older ones, *gives 18 yr old Ani a look*.

Ani: Whaaaaat? What did I do? I'm pretty obidient.

Splinter: *snort* Back to your questions, Veronica: I cannot single out which character is harder to control. As I said before, it varies. And as to your last question. . . . I am happy for them when they are in love. They are teenage boys and are bound to fall for someone sooner or later. As long as their choice is respectable, I will have nothing against them. But if they are rude and have cruel intentions at heart, I will speak to my sons about them. And there are some times that are rather emberassing. . . at those times, I remind myself that they are teenage boys with raging hormones and have needs that talking will not satisfy. . . .

Ani: *makes kissing noises* X3 Hahahahahhahahahahaha. . . . . .

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"It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them."
--Ralph Waldo Emerson

*this time I bap Ani in the back of her head* Show some respect!

*to Splinter* Thank you for saying that. I think Gilmore girls is fun and the dialogues are really great.

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Mikey had no idea what Leo and Don were planning for him that night...

Ani:

Splinter: *laughs to self* Do not look so shocked, Aniriuq. You had it coming.

Ani: Blegh.

Splinter: Now, continue on your punishment. *after seeing Ani begin on her flips, he turns to Cassie and smiles* Yes, it is a very fun show. I enjoy it so much! When I first saw it, I thought I would be rather bored. But I now find that I am addicted to it. ^_^

Ani: *doing flips* 1. . . 2. . . skip a few, 20! Yay! Laughing

Splinter: *thwaps Ani on head with walking stick. . . again* 30 flips, and this time do it correctly!

Ani: *pouts and starts over*

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"It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them."
--Ralph Waldo Emerson

Me: *nods to question and giggles a bit from what happened.* This is kind of random master splinter but, do you think you'll seek love yourself? And you know..have more kids? but more like rats? X3

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"Pain Doesn't Hurt when it's all you've ever felt!"

"Judge Me! Everyone Else Does!To let you know, I only care about what the Man above thinks of me."

"Tears falling slowly down the midnight sky, sometimes i wonder why I cry, oh why.They Pain I hold, the tears you shead, leaving the PAST i have a PAINFUL dread.When That horrible day came, the future never was the same...."

Me: Awww, it would be cute with a few rat babies around. ^_^ Just saying, hehe!
*watches Ani do her flips* You did that one wrong! Do it over! *just to tease her*

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Mikey had no idea what Leo and Don were planning for him that night...